|spanish and italian:||So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.|
|french:||haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever|
|german:||LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA|
|english:||*shooting up in the bathroom*|
|gaelic:||the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck|
|polish:||here have all of these consonants have fun|
|japanese:||subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western|
|welsh:||sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk|
|chinese:||here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.|
|Arabic:||so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!|
|Latin:||here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening|
Who is this John Green guy? Will I be sad if I read his books? I am not particularly in the mood for sad romantic books (which is weirdly the impression I get from him BUT I COULD BE TOTALLY WRONG)
No you won’t be sad! You’ll like them! They don’t even have sad parts! People who tell you they have sad and/or romantic parts are LYING.
No Romance, No Sadness. That’s my MOTTO.
John u little shit.
my personal headcanon is that regina sent henry to school every morning with an apple for mary margaret and laughed about it all the way to work
I’m sorry but this idea makes me giggle like an idiot!
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like: