“you were the only one who took your shoes off when you walked in”
“i was?” (x)
Wait, Americans walk with their shoes on in the house?
YOU GUYS TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF WHEN YOU GET INTO A HOUSE?
UM, YES? OTHERWISE YOU TRACK MUD EVERYWHERE GOD VAL.
THAT’S TRUE, ME AND MY CANADIANS.
GOOD FOR STICKING UP FOR US RU. THANK YOU.
Domestic Charming’s Thoughts
#I BET HE SITS IN A BATHROBE #A TWIRLY ONE #AND WATCHES OLD VHS TAPES OF THE FRUGAL CHEF AND JULIA CHILD #AND TAKES NOTES #AND HE SWIFFERS EVERYTHING IN THE APARTMENT #AND HANGS UP THE FAMILY WEAPONTRY ALPHABETICALLY #OH MY GOD HEAD CANON #WHEN CHARMING CLEANS HE ABSENTMINDEDLY STARTS TO SING THE ‘HAPPY WORKING SONG #AND ALL OF SNOW’S WOODLAND CREATURE FRIENDS SHOW UP #AND AT FIRST THEY ARE CONFUSED THAT IT’S CHARMING BUT THEN THEY SHRUG AND PITCH IN #AND EMMA COMES HOME FROM A DAY OF SHERRIFFING LIKE NOT ANOTHER MUSICAL NUMBER(via mitigatedwrath)
Who is this John Green guy? Will I be sad if I read his books? I am not particularly in the mood for sad romantic books (which is weirdly the impression I get from him BUT I COULD BE TOTALLY WRONG)
No you won’t be sad! You’ll like them! They don’t even have sad parts! People who tell you they have sad and/or romantic parts are LYING.
No Romance, No Sadness. That’s my MOTTO.
John u little shit.
Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like
my personal headcanon is that regina sent henry to school every morning with an apple for mary margaret and laughed about it all the way to work
I’m sorry but this idea makes me giggle like an idiot!
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being always immensely over-eduacated.
Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest (via thatkindofwoman)